so i have a tumblr and i neglect it vigorously, and i apologize???
tumblr just isn’t really fun or entertaining much anymore, idk
just came to say i might be coming back to this account, but you might find me more on my “nebulaebae” account more.
that’s it, bye
(via tales-confessions)
the last tweet that had shade in it that joan rivers has made was about beyoncé
and welp, it’s bey’s birthday
happy bey day!
yall scaring me
“beyonce was turned 33”
“joan born in 1933”
(via damps)
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
(Source: aidn, via dottea-addi)
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS
(Source: minato-arisato, via lilaira)





